Marx on Facebook

Last night I lost sleep due to my mind churning with a Facebook "conversation" that I participated in throughout the early evening. Some nut-job fanatic was saying Obama is surrounding himself with Marxist cabinet members. I asked the fanatic (let's call him Dirk), "Have you ever read any of Marx's works? What do you mean by Marxist?

His actual question, clipped and pasted here, was, "How many Radical Marxists surrounding the president will it take before America understands that when he says he wants to "Transform America", that he really intends on a MARXIST REVOLUTION?"

After asking if he has ever READ Marx, I should have left it at that, and moved on to better things. Instead, I offered my retarded synopsis of Marx to him and his other friends. Some of Dirk's friends had profile pics also involving the American Flag, in all its glory, Facebook glory. A couple profile pics had no face at all... only the red/white/blue stars and bars. Nice!

I said, and I quote, "Marx's manifesto can be read in a matter of hours. His 'utopian dream' has never come anywhere close to fruition. The Soviet system is better labeled 'State Capitalism' than communism. Marx's dream was one that had no ruling class, i.e. no landlords, no CEO's, no profiting at the expense of others. Obama, Bush, and all their predecesors are middle-managers..." - Now I have to try remembering what I said; I failed at clipping ALL of my lengthy message; when I clipped and pasted the entire back-and-forth with Dirk and the gang, only my words at the top of the window were showing; I needed to 'click' the little blue words that say "read more" to get all of what I said, and I didn't. Sorry. So, here is my summary of what I can barely remember - you will get more than the gist. I finished with something about how the ruling class wants us to fear Marx like some sort of Devil. I described how the ruling-class fears us workers, us renters, us mortgage payers, and how the rulers will pay millions of dollars to organizations like the Hoover foundation to do destroy the "evils" of Karl Marx's words (The Hoover foundation, located on the campus of Stanford U. receives 145 million dollars per year from philanthropistsis to kill Marx; he is dead but his words must not be with that kind of funding. The Hoover Foundation is also, to the majority of faculty and students on campus, a terrible pariah that just won't leave! Stanford frequently attempts to eject this malicious organization, but to no avail... so far.)

I said more to Dirk and the gang; I said something about how, "if us workers/renters/laborers/mortgage payers actually read Marx's short manifesto we would be empowered, inspired, and determined to at least start talking about grabbing pieces of land for our own collectives. We would take from the rich/greedy bastards anything that they already have too much of. I said that we would, at least, dream to grow grapes of our own, with FREE wine that We grew, together; wine that WE turned into Wine together on the land we SHARE collectively... etc., instead of having work 24/7 to pay some rich ass just for a sip of HIS shit. Our bills would collectively disappear. I was trying to tell Dirk and the Gang that basically, Marx is feared because his words can motivate us to stop just accepting the crumbs from our masters' plate."

In response to my naive attempt at Marx 101, a guy wearing a cowboy hat in his profile picture, who is one of those guys with two first names, where his last name is a first name, too... he said to me, "Cracked -- You certainly chose well for your first name!"

So I said, "Thanks Doug Todd... you chose two very nice first names for your first and last name." (Earlier in the conversation, Doug Todd said, and I quote, "We have a Maoist in the White House...."

I was foolish and was lured deeper. I began preaching to Doug Todd. I said, "People waste all of their political energy debating the media spectacle instead of investigating the globalist agenda." (good quote, but excerpted from "The Obama Deception. A movie that will depress you, make you hate banks more than you already do, you will hate royalty more, and the movie will disturb you especially how some dudes still discredit global warming. The movie will crush all of your Obama optimism. Temporarily).

I continued on speaking to Doug Todd, "The banking Globalists behind the Obama regime are New World Order ideologues, same as Bush I, Clinton, and Bush II. It's the same Federal Reserve behind Obama that has been insidiously behind administrations since 1913." I told Doug Todd that we all want the same thing: "we want a bit land, some safe shelter, reliable food, community, clean air, clean water, and closets full of A.K.s, Glocks, etc. Basically I was trying to dissolve boundaries with a message of, "can't we all just get along?"

The original guy with the googly-eyes and the flag, called Dirk, responded to my response to Doug Todd: He said, "Well folks, Cracked Liberty Bell gave a Glowing review of Marx's manifesto & I am waiting for the other shoe to drop......maybe 9-11 was an inside job & Them Jews control the media & the money." He then posted again and said to the following to his friend in the cowboy hat, Doug Todd: "Doug, I don't think Cracked gets the joke on his name. LOL"

Here was my response to googly-eye Dirk: "Thanks, Dirk. I am cracked! I cracked the first time I rang. I am locked in a little glass cage and guarded by Federal Employees. You have to pay money if you want to see me close up. If you try to ring me you will go to jail. I have been cracked and re-cracked so many times, like the time I was dropped off of the top of a ladder and the time I was in a train wreck. I also have been buried in Shit! I have been hidden under manure, taken on a long trip to a small village where I was stowed under some floor boards of a church in order to hide my cannon ball potential from the Brits during the war of 1812... back when we were still terrorists in the eyes of some pasty-white islanders an ocean away."

I continued on talking to Dirk, "Yes, my review of the Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei was, well, silly. But, truthfully it is a short read. If Marx had a bigger belly and wore a red suit he would look like Santa Clause; hmmm... maybe he IS Santa Clause!!! Lastly Dirk, Is Santa's red suit a commie-Marxist thing, too?

This was the end of Dirk being my friend on Facebook. He terminated me after this attempt of mine to, I don't know, dissolve boundaries with strangers, on Facebook???

Cracked liberty Bell is fragile and worth protecting. Just like all life.